My uncle sent me a hilarious story that makes you laugh AND teaches you a good lesson.
THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt
of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
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I used to do a similar thing with my English language students. I’d give them a test paper with a difficult comprehension exercise on it. There would be some instructions at the top asking them to write their name on the paper, rule 3 lines on it and hand it in. Everyone got started right away on the comprehension exercise which required more than the allotted time. They hated it when I explained that they’d all failed! The person who followed the instructions came top of the class. It was an exercise to teach them to read the exam paper before they started answering the questions.
Oh gross. I remember watching the vet inseminate one of my grandfather’s cows when I was a kid. He stuck his arm into her lady parts all the way to his elbow. He was wearing a glove that went higher than that, but it was still disgusting.
omg that is disgusting but really good advice 😀
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
Ohhh dear
Hahahaha awesome!