Double Agents Lurking in your Home

Spoon

Original Use:

An eating utensil, best used for liquids such as soups.Was made famous by running away with the dish in a children’s nursery rhyme “Hey Diddle Diddle”, and can be re-purposed as a verb to describe cuddling (“spooning”)…

Double Agent Uses:
A parlour game (make it balance on your nose), or an eyelash curler.

For real! Take any spoon (plastic or metal), close your eyes, and cover your eye with the bowl of the spoon (the curved-in part), while getting your eyelashes to stick out from the upper rim of the spoon.

With your other hand, use your fingers to bend your lashes up against the outside of the spoon and hold it for a few seconds. Warm fingers work best. And you can curl in sections.

Aspirin

Original Use:
To stop headaches caused by a number of factors, including annoying people on the train.

Double Agent Uses:
An salicylic acid treatment (for acne). Crush it up into a fine powder and mix with water. Spread it on your face and let it dry. Go to bed. Wake up pimple-free. The reason why it works is because aspirin has properties of salicylic in it.


Conditioner


Original Use:
Great for conditioning your hair to make it feel soft and silky by covering it in a thin film of conditioning agents

Double Agent Uses:
Moisturizing Body Wash or Shaving Cream (I actually prefer it over actual shaving cream).


Dental Floss

Original Use:
Getting gunky bits of food out from being wedged in between your teeth; Keeps your gums healthy

Double Agent Uses:
As a shoelace fix or a piece of string to tie something up in a pinch. It is surprisingly strong as it is made out of many little fibers, like spidersilk.

Have you ever tried ripping a piece of that stuff in half with your bare hands!? (Rhetorical. I of course, have tried.)


Toothpaste

Original Use:
Used as a gritty paste to help scrub plaque away from your teeth. (I’ve switched to baking soda, same diff)

Double Agent Uses:
To clean sterling silver. It is surprisingly effective and cheap. Dab some on a Q-Tip & start scrubbing.

Avoid using whitening toothpaste on silver, and don’t leave the toothpaste on the silver or it will start to grow mold.

Honey

Original Use:

Made by bees, coveted by bears, stolen appropriated by humans.

Double Agent Uses:

A moisturizing, sticky lip gloss in a pinch. It works, but it isn’t very liquidy, I must admit. And then there’s the problem of eating it off your lips without knowing it…

Hey, these are short-term quick fixes!

Olive Oil

Original Use:

To eat and to dip soft pieces of French baguette into, with a splash of balsamic vinegar. Mmmmm…

Double Agent Uses:

A lip balm in a pinch, or my perennial favourite, an all over body moisturizer!

Be forewarned, it doesn’t absorb into your skin completely, as it is a pure oil. It WILL leave a film all over you, so I tend to do this mostly on my legs, and when I’m wearing skirts..

Oh and apparently butter and other oils work as well. I prefer olive oil, however…

Hand Sanitizer

Original Use:
Made to kill 99.9999% of all germs (bad AND GOOD bacteria). Used A LOT by paranoid, frantic mothers in playgrounds when little Timmy touches the miniature walking neighbourhood petri dish Tommy. (I am more of a warm water and soap kind of girl…)

Double Agent Uses:
A quick way to refresh your roots when your hair is too oily.

Instead of using baby powder (recommended for light-coloured beauties), use a small dab of hand sanitizer which is made out of alcohol, on your roots.

An alternative is to use witch hazel to rub into your roots. That’ll also refresh your hair.

Baby Powder

Original Use:
Used to pat on the bottoms of babies, around the world, to keep them feeling dry and smelling like a baby instead of a walking pooping machine.

Double Agent Uses:
As a deodorant or as a in-a-pinch dry shampoo.

As a deodorant, you can rub a little bit of it under your armpits and wear a long-sleeved shirt. In the summer, I almost like to spread it all over my body (on the parts that will be hidden to avoid looking like I played in a big tub of white flour) to keep dry and smell-free.

As a dry shampoo, this should only be used for light-haired beauties. You can also use corn starch instead of baby powder if you don’t have any around.

Yoghurt

Original Use:
To eat, to receive those awesome belly-friendly bacteria to keep your tummy happy and regulated.

Double Agent Uses:
Plain yoghurt is great as a masque. I spread a table spoon or three, all over my face, leave it for half an hour (no fear of licking it off, it is gross without any sugar in it).. and my face feels refreshed, soft and more even-toned.

Rubbing Alcohol

Original Use:
Disinfectant for when you fall and scrape yourself. I think I also saw a hobo try to drink it as a cheap form of alcohol.. something I DO NOT recommend doing.

Double Agent Uses:

Use it to wash your feet and your armpits with. It will kill the bacteria responsible for causing that stink in your feet that you get from sweating a lot.

Those are all the ones I know of for now.
Any that you’ve tried that work like a charm? Please share!

About the Author

Just a girl trying to find a balance between being a Shopaholic and a Saver. I cleared $60,000 in 18 months earning $65,000 gross/year. Now I am self-employed, and you can read more about my story here, or visit my other blog: The Everyday Minimalist.