You don’t even know how long I laughed reading this.
The last comic strip part is the best with the “bite bite bite”… ๐
(And yes, I like the Twilight books, and even the movie. But I am not a fanatic).

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That is exactly how I had explained Twilight to my co-worker!
P.S. I know this is an older post, but I just found your blog and have been spending all day (at work, ssshh) perusing through the archives. I really love it here.
Too funny. These books are so complex they can be summed up in a cartoon with bubbles. ๐
I passed this one on. Too funny!
This is HILARIOUS! I'm sharing this with all my Twilight-obsessed friends.
whoops, link http://www.jennsylvania.com/jennsylvania/2009/11/…
also check out jennsylvania's synopsis of new moon with the action figures. it's hilare!
The girl who drew this comic also has hilarious livejournal: http://lucylou.livejournal.com/, it's mostly autobiographical.
For some reason that panel where Edward says, "I'm clingy" makes me laugh every time I see it. I don't know why.
I’m heading over there right now.
Every time I read “bite bite bite” I laugh. Or “My name is seriously Renesmee?” … or when Jacob says “Phooey!”
The girl who drew this comic also has hilarious livejournal: http://lucylou.livejournal.com/, it's mostly autobiographical.
Something the panel where Edward is all, "I am clingy" just makes me laugh every time I read it. I can't help it!
Oh my, so this is what the new teenage obsession is??
Wowzee
I love the use of “dis”
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Apparently ALL women are obsessed with Edward Cullen
I like the books.. but I am not a fanatic
LOL… thanks for posting this. Emailing the link to my friends now!
AHAHHA omg is the last book really like that? With 'Alien'-esque monster babies? I havn't read any of the books but this strip may just make me. Haha!
Yes! (SPOILER ALERT!) In the last book, Bella has a baby, but it's half-vampire. So all through the pregnancy it's, like, super strong and is basically killing her. And vampire babies apparently chew through the mother's stomach to get out. It's actually really gory. But so good! ๐
yes it is. (<– HIlarious three part summary of the last book. middle part, have some tums with you, it's disturbing.)
AKA she read the books and brings you the lols so you don't have to!
I love that!
I like the, "my BF + BFF don't like eachother". I just saw the movie in time for this comic. Nice. :0
Hahahaha thanks for making my morning! I especially love the "my name is -seriously- RENESMEE?" Ahahahahahaha.
She is seriously awful at names… and the plot line is sort of odd at times, but I was still hooked.
It was no Harry Potter, but it was still a good read
FB, THANK YOU for this! Totally made my day that much more happy. I read all the books, and I love how this made fun of all the same things I made fun of while reading. "My name is-seriously-RENESMEE?" Genius!
I didn't even know how to pronounce it. I just started calling her Nessie in my head too.
OR Ness-ter
My favorite part was "Ok, can we please do the sex now?" :)))
That was a real focus of the book wasn't it? The sex ๐
Awesome! You made me laugh super hard and now I don't need to see any of those movies or read any of the books, because I know the whole story. Win-win.
Happy anniversary! I keep coming back to your blog for more- love the mix of sass, how-to, fashion, and straight-up funny.
Aww thank you!
I haven’t read the Twilight series or seen the movies, but this is a hilarious spoof on the story. Love it!
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It's even funnier if you actually read the books ๐ It's like deja vu of everything you wanted to change in the book