10 things you should know…

  1. Backing up your hard drive is very important. (Learn how to purchase an external hard drive and back up your work).
  2. Having dark undereye circles is hereditary, so stop f&@*ing asking me if I’m tired.
  3. The date is officially declared dead if the girl has to pay for her (or your) meal on a first date.
  4. Don’t hide your porn in a USB Key named “Work Stuff” when you are passing it around the company.
  5. Stop sucking up to the boss. Even she thinks you’re overdoing it.
  6. Spending money at a sale to save money does not get you out of debt .
  7. Stealing other peoples’ work and claiming it as your own is not the sincerest form of flattery.
  8. Friends don’t make friends eat wasabi, telling them it’s a delicious, sugary green tea paste.
  9. Any form of birth control is very important.
  10. Buying a box of cookies and telling yourself you’ll only have one is a lie.

About the Author

Just a girl trying to find a balance between being a Shopaholic and a Saver. I cleared $60,000 in 18 months earning $65,000 gross/year. Now I am self-employed, and you can read more about my story here, or visit my other blog: The Everyday Minimalist.